BIG AL SAYS: BRING HIM OUT TO SAC, PUT HIM ON PATROL ON FLORIN/MACK ROAD/47TH…THAT WILL KEEP HIM BUSY.

This has to be the most ignorant sh*t I’ve seen all week! And folks wondered why I wasn’t so quick to run out and get a free piece of chicken from KFC yesterday. News cameras was on standby waiting for the chicken well to dry up so they could get black folks on camera acting a fool. smh…

The only thing missing from this silly newscast is a cashier saying “We are out of chicken sir but here’s a free piece of watermelon for your inconvenience.”

I’m never eating fried chicken again… (atleast in public…)

So you alredy know about the Swine Flu epidemic sweeping Mexico and now hitting the 916. A seventh-grade Sacramento boy has tested positive for Seine flu, and has closed down the boy’s school until Thursday at the earliest so the rest of the students can get tested.

So…what is Swine Flu anyway? How do you treat it?

Swine Influenza (swine flu) is a respiratory disease of pigs caused by type A influenza viruses that causes regular outbreaks in pigs. People do not normally get swine flu, but human infections can and do happen. Swine flu viruses have been reported to spread from person-to-person, but in the past, this transmission was limited and not sustained beyond three people.

There are everyday actions people can take to stay healthy.

• Cover your nose and mouth with a tissue when you cough or sneeze. Throw the tissue in the trash after you use it.
• Wash your hands often with soap and water, especially after you cough or sneeze. Alcohol-based hands cleaners are also effective.
• Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth. Germs spread that way.

Try to avoid close contact with sick people.

• Influenza is thought to spread mainly person-to-person through coughing or sneezing of infected people.
• If you get sick, CDC recommends that you stay home from work or school and limit contact with others to keep from infecting them.

DMX is reportedly going to be on the new season of “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew”.  He’s going to be making some serious cash by appearing on the show post-jail sentence. 

I am so watching that ish.  Y’all know a DMX barking break down will be must see TV.

WOW! Some Hot Mess - when wrestlers rap, it’s time to move on…I’m just sayin’!

Pharrell Williams hates his tattoos so much he’s undergoing laser treatment to have them burned off his body — as you can see by this bandaged up pic he posted on his blog yesterday.

A while back, the N.E.R.D. king said he wanted to have skin grafts to get rid of his ink — but he obviously changed his mind. Here’s what he wrote under the photo:

“Laser treatment bitches! Extra crispy. See, no skin graft here, just pure laser pain. This is our own version of Mythbusters! Laser is the new primer.”

Feel the burn!

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Wearing Jane Jetson’s Easter Sunday gospel brunch chapeau, Janice from the Muppets’ straw weave, Whoopi Goldberg’s shades, Betty Boop’s lipstick, O.J. Simpson’s gloves, a dress made out of Ivanka Trump’s duvet and a pair of platform heels from Shauna Sand’s Hollywood Blvd. line, dance music chanteuse Lady GaGa visited a museum in Paris on Thursday.

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