8/25/09 - WE MISS YOU!!

Tasering a pregnant woman and a grandfather? FAIL!

WHO GAVE THIS PROJECT THE GREEN LIGHT…FIRED!!

Poor Gary Coleman just can’t catch a break. The 41-year-old former Diff’rent Strokes child star has a new gig. The pint-sized actor/former security guard/ex-telemarketer is endorsing a Canadian french fry chain in a series of print and billboard ads now on display around the country.

Gary appears in the ads holding a cup of pippin’ hot french fries from New York Fries, next to ad copy which reads: “After 25 years, some things are still fresh.” His image is also being used as a booblehead in a Facebook application for the company.

This is just sad.

Kanye West’s girlfriend is a straight G — as in G-string — as in … holy crap, that’s the tiniest bikini bottom ever made.

Kanye, Amber Rose and a piece of strategically placed orange thread soaked up the sun by a pool in Miami Beach yesterday.

“It’s amazing.”

Are Michelle Obama’s fashion choices pushing the envelope?

After returning from a trip to the Grand Canyon over the weekend, First Lady Michelle Obama was photographed exiting Sky Harbor International Airport in Phoenix wearing a pair of “short shorts” some political commentators are calling “inappropriate.”

BIG AL SAYS: Seriously? Mrs. O has legs for days…lemme see what Laura Bush was working with!

Marlon Wayans is that dude right now.

His current movie, G.I.Joe: The Rise of Cobra, had done about $98 mill at the box office, but the Hollywood shaker is already preppin’ his next flick. The Hollywood Reporter is saying that he and brother Shawn are developing a sequel to the ‘04 comedy White Chicks. The Wayans sibs will reprise their roles as FBI agents posing as white girls.

The original version grossed almost $70 million.

Older bro Keenen Ivory Wayans is reportedly on board to direct the sequel.

YOU TELL ME WHY…DISCUSS!!

The animal rights activists of People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) have tapped stunning screen star Nia Long as the newest addition to their signature “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign.

Nia joins a string of celebs, including Christina Applegate, Jenna Jameson, and Kimora Lee Simmons, who have bared all for their love of living things in a PETA ad. In the buzzed-about — albeit heavily photoshopped — new image, the Are We There Yet? actress stands nude in the middle of a New York City subway car, with just a newspaper covering her breasts.

“When I became a mother, I started to really understand the importance of all living creatures in a way that I didn’t ever think about before,” Nia says of her new partnership with PETA. “And I’ve realized how important it is that we really take responsibility for … treating animals with love and care just like we would any human being. There’s no difference, in my opinion, [between fur and] slavery or the Holocaust. It’s just that we’re not dealing with human beings, we’re dealing with animals, but it’s still a living thing.”

A famous basketball legend has been given a very public dressing down.

A banner warning ex-NBA star Reggie Miller off married women was flown over several southern California beaches this weekend.

It is not known who forked out for this expensive warning but it comes after Miller allegedly pursued his neighbour Ali Kay - who is engaged to designer Diane von Furstenburg’s son Alex.

According to a restraining order, that was never filed, Miller, who played for the Indiana Pacers, met Ms Kay at a party in July last year.

In March of this year he then bumped into her at a grocery store, then waited outside for an hour until she left, before following her up a motorway.

He also allegedly harassed her by phone, including sending her 53 text messages over the course of less than four hours, Hollywoodstreetking.com reported.

According to the document, when confronted by Mr von Furstenberg, who owns a surf shop in Malibu, Miller turned threatening.

‘He said he had friends with guns. He implied I would get hurt if I didn’t stop questioning him on his inappropriate pursuit of my fiancee and his attempts to subvert his efforts,’ Mr von Furstenberg wrote.

The matter seemed to have ended when each party’s lawyers got involved, and Mr von Fursternberg issued a statement saying:

I was very upset about Reggie’s behaviour towards my fiancée. I think people in Malibu share my views that being a famous basketball player should not provide some sort of shield against inappropriate behaviour.

COURTESY LONDON MAIL