
Not since 2Pac has an MC been as accomplished and relevant yet faced an impending prison term at the height of his career. But will the lithe New Orleans rapper survive the daunting conditions at the notorious Rikers Island facility?
“Lil Wayne is gonna be OK,” retired NYPD detective and noted “hip-hop cop” Derrick Parker told MTV News. “While he’s in jail, it’s a matter of fact they may not put him with the general population because of who he is and his popularity. They might lock him down and let him come out with a supervisor and stuff like that [when he's] in the main area — but he’s definitely going to be treated differently.”
According to Parker, the way Wayne will be handled is due to safety concerns for him, of course, but also to ensure as much normalcy as the facility possibly can — it won’t resemble pampered treatment by any means. Parker said despite Wayne’s small physical stature and his propensity to signal a particular gang affiliation in his rhymes, the rapper won’t have much to fear in terms of extortion, bullying or worse.
Parker compared Wayne to former New York Giants football player Plaxico Burress, another celebrity who was convicted on gun charges in New York. However, Wayne could be better prepared for life behind bars — Burress hired a jail coach to assist him with acclimating to prison, something Wayne wouldn’t even consider.
“Wayne is from the streets, from the Magnolia Houses in New Orleans, so I’m sure those guys have been in jail or locked up at some point,” Parker said. “So being in prison is no big deal to them. Plaxico isn’t built for that — he’s the type of guy that’s never been locked up like that before. He’s gonna need a coach or someone to tell him what to expect, since he’s not used to that.”
But what exactly can Wayne expect? Fortunately, he won’t to cut his trademark tresses.
“The days of doing that are over,” retired corrections officer Charles Reid told MTV News. “They can’t make inmates do that anymore — it’s within their rights to maintain any kind of hairstyle.”
Wayne will have a few comforts of home while he’s away. He will be able to watch network television — not cable, however. And he’ll be able to watch DVD movies. He told Rolling Stone recently he plans to take an iPod in with him assist with writing music, but a source close to the prison facility told MTV News that would not be allowed.
Reid, who worked at Rikers Island for 21 years as an officer and an investigator, said Wayne’s days would continue to be regimented, but in a much different way. He suggested the rapper may have to succumb to some work conditions, whether in sanitation or the mess hall, for example. Reid also noted that different wings of the prison carry different types of criminals, but guessed that Wayne would be housed in a dormitory area and not even be confined to a cell.
“Like a hospital, where there’s maybe 20 to 25 beds in an open ward, or it maybe bunk beds,” Reid said of Wayne’s possible lodgings. “Where he has a nightstand to keep his personal belongings.”
Due to the short nature of Wayne’s sentence — one year, which could mean 10 months, including the possibly of early release after serving 80 percent of good time, possibly putting him back onstage in a little as eight months — the rapper could very well spend his entire term at Rikers Island.
It won’t be known for sure if Wayne will be transferred upstate until he enters the New York corrections system and is processed. (A representative for the Corrections Department did not return several inquiries made by MTV as of press time.)
“I think he’s gonna go in there and do his time and do it quietly,” Parker said. “If he does it with good behavior, that will be a plus for him — then he’ll be out and putting out a new album.”
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Monday, February 8th, 2010
After Reggie Bush allegedly proposed to Kim Kardashian and will get his Super Bowl ring Kim Kardashian couldn’t be happier. Kim, like any good woman Kim is showing her support for her man. While speaking on her time at during Super Bowl Weekend and the big game Kim said:
“I am so proud of Reggie and the Saints! New Orleans deserves this – it’s such a huge accomplishment!” Kim Kardashian continued by saying “Reggie has waited his whole life for this moment. It came and they conquered. It was a really good win!”


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Friday, February 5th, 2010
BIG AL SAYS: GO ‘HEAD MIKE….DO YOUR THING. GOOD TO SEE HIM TRYING TO ENJOY HIMSELF FOR ONCE- AND MAKE A LITTLE BREAD!! AT LEAST DON KING NOT STANDING THERE WITH HIM!!
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Thursday, February 4th, 2010

After Perez Hilton reported yesterday that Emenim was back with Kim Mathers and that she was pregnant, the Slim Shady camp released a statement denying the rumor:
“Contrary to false rumors spread by unreliable tabloids, Marshall and Kim Mathers are not romantically reunited in any way, nor are they expecting a child together. They are a divorced couple who share custody of their daughter and maintain a friendly relationship.”
We are sure that there will be more of this story, so stay tuned!
BIG AL SAYS: PEREZ, WHATEVER YOU DO…DON’T MESS WITH EMINEM, HE’S CRAZY. THIS ISN’T SOME NO-NAME U CAN TRASH FOR PUBLICITY, HE’LL SHUT U DOWN!!
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Thursday, January 28th, 2010

WILL SMITH is thinking of a career change. Rumor has it that Will Smith has been seriously thinking about a career in politics.
Will’s wife Jada Pinkett Smith told press, “Will is thinking about going into politics. He once said he could imagine becoming a US president. He wasn’t joking; he was quite serious about it.”
It’s all part of leaving a legacy for posterity, says Jada. “Will and I want to leave traces on this planet – and with that I mean more important traces than just films.”
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Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Alicia Keys had a lot to smile about on her 29th birthday Jan. 25: an engagement ring from her producer beau, Swizz Beatz!
A pal tells UsMagazine.com that Beatz, 31 (who is currently divorcing wife Mashonda), proposed with a 7-carat sparkler right before her big day; the happy couple were photographed strolling on a Hawaii beach the day of the proposal, Jan. 24.
Keys’ rep denies she is engaged, but another friend reveals, “They are currently in Hawaii celebrating the engagement and her birthday. She feels blessed.”
Adds the pal: “She is thrilled. She is with the man who has inspired so much of her music and her new album [The Element of Freedom].”
BIG AL SAYS: ISN’T SWIZZY STILL MARRIED TO HIS WIFE MASHONDA? AND WHAT HAPPENED TO A-KEYS’ BOYFRIEND “CRUCIAL”? CRAZIER AND CRAZIER?
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Monday, January 25th, 2010

The Vice President for PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals” has labeled Kanye West an idiot, after the chart-topping rapper and his girlfriend were seen wearing fur coats during Paris’ Men’s Fashion Week.
The photographs of West and his girlfriend Amber Rose have ruffled the feathers of the higher up’s at PETA.
The pair wore matching full-length lynx coats during a show at Men’s Fashion Week and according to PETA, refused to remove them.
“Kanye can’t help making himself look like an idiot, whether at an awards show or a fashion show,” PETA V.P. Dan Matthews stated. “He and his girlfriend look like pathetic creatures from a shabby roadside zoo.”
BIG AL SAYS: SCREW PETA! THEY DON’T IMPRESS ME…ALL U CAN DO IS WRITE A LETTER? AND PETA BETTER TREAD LIGHTLY MESSING WITH THESE HIP-HOP CATS…I DON’T SEE PETA THROWING PAINT ON ANY RAPPERS OUT THERE, BECAUSE THEY WILL GET BEATEN TO WITHIN AN INCH OF THEIR LIVES. BESIDES, UNTIL PETA GOES AFTER BIG-GAME HUNTERS WHO PUT DEER HEADS ON THEIR WALLS, KEEP ROCKING THE FUR Y’ALL, IF NOT KANYE, SOMEONE ELSE SURE IS!
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