Archive for the ‘Epic Fail’ Category

GREG ODEN - FAIL! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

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Greg Oden, the Blazers center and first overall pick of the 2007 NBA Draft, is sorry about the naked pictures of him that appeared online Tuesday. Oden told the media Tuesday night that the nude photos are “very embarrassing,” and said he “would like to apologize to everybody: Portland, the fans, the organization.”

Oden, speaking in somber tones and not shying away from questions, said that when he learned that the pictures reached the internet, “my heart dropped.” He says the pictures were take more than 18 months ago for a “lady friend.” 

BIG AL SAYS: HE’S A STAND UP GUY OFF THE COURT, I’M SHOCKED THAT THIS SHOWED UP. APPARENTLY HE DATED A YOUNG WOMAN, THEY BROKE UP, AND SHE SENT ALL HIS “LOVE PICS”  TO A WEBSITE FOR $$$ - YOU DO STUPID STUFF WHEN YOU’RE YOUNG.

EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS 40, HE’S ONLY WHAT, 21? WATCH WHAT U DO WITH A CAMERA PHONE PEOPLE!

OUTSIDE OF THE OBVIOUS FOR GREG (LESSON LEARNED), IS WHY DID GREG ODEN TAKE  ALL OF 6 SECONDS FOR HIM TO APOLOGIZE, BUT TIGER WOODS STILL SAYS - - NOTHING!?!?

Gary Coleman…C’Mon Son!!

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

All White Basketball League Comiss. : This is Not a RACIAL THING, This is Just “Snow”-Ball vs. “Bro”-Ball - FAIL!!

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton are always the first to yell when some type of racism is going down, so where are they now??? Because while all the focus is on Haiti at the moment, it seems to us that Don “MOOSE” Lewis creating an All-American “Whites Only” basketball team is slipping under the radar. In this recent interview, he states that someone has already approached him about taping a reality show…

This dude is comparing his league to a LIL WAYNE concert and people going to the Soul Train Awards? GTFOH!!! This can NOT happen. This needs to be stopped… IMMEDIATELY!!!

Sisqo’s making us look BAD!

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Sisqo is now a contestant on the UK Celebrity Big Brother reality show. Out there, they show it LIVE 24 hours a day, a TV channel is dedicated to JUST showing Big Brother in the UK. And this week, “The Thong Song” came back to bite him in the butt. Literally. The blonde bombshell and the other dudes of the house were put on display for a male beauty pageant. And of course, he chose the Borat-style mankini…in sleek and sexy black.

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Yes, he even won.  That thoooong….

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FOOTBALL FAIL!!

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

MARY J BLIGE…STEP YOUR TWEET GAME UP!

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

mjbtweetNext time Mary, get someone else to type for you!!! SMH!!!

WANNA-BE M.M.A. - FAIL!

Monday, October 5th, 2009

Sac-Town Mom arrested after alleged attack on her son over pork chop

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

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Chavonna Gough (left), 36, of Sacramento was booked into Sacramento County Jail on suspicion of endangering the life of a child and assault with a deadly weapon, both felonies, after the Tuesday afternoon incident in the family’s Meadowview home.

Police spokesman Konrad Von Schoech said the teen and his mother had been arguing all day.

“The shocking thing is that the arguing was over food — that the 16-year-old had eaten the last pork chop,” Von Schoech said.

As the arguing escalated, the mother is suspected of breaking eggs over the teen’s head and throwing a plate at him. The fighting got more serious when, police said, Gough went at her son with a knife.

The son tried to defend himself by holding his mother’s hands, but Gough bit the teen and then punched him, police said.

Police were summoned by the another son who is 19 years old. The 16-year-old was placed in protective custody.

“There must be some underlying factors that has this family in turmoil,” Von Schoech said. “We just hope they get the help they need.”

Drunk A*$ Kanye Disses Taylor Swift and Says Her MTV Award Belongs to Beyonce…

Monday, September 14th, 2009

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Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech for Best Female Video and said Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” video was one of the best.  Damn Yeezy we told you to leave that Henny alone son.

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Arizona Pastor: “Obama should die!”

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

An Arizona pastor hates Pres. Obama and wishes he would die. The Secret Service is investigating.

I am sorry, if you do not like the Pres. or his liberal ways, etc. that is fine. To wish for or to pray for out loud for him and others to die - Is Nothing But SICK! Not only does this idiot pray for the pres. death, but for him to go to hell.

Is this how it goes down in Arizona!

The black guy with the AR 15 assault rifle at the Pres. Obama event a few weeks ago, is part of the pastors flock!!! He believes the same as this nutty pastor. He prays for Obama to die and go to hell…!